“Wait…I’m in the running for the playoffs?? How is that possible??? I got my asszzz kicked like 3 weeks in a row. #$%$$ Jennings.”- Misty Murray (Radio Producer)
“Brady is better than Manning, and Miley Cyrus is 17 now. Just one more year.”- Howard McNutt (Systems Analyst)
“I’m thankful that DESEAN JACKSON hops out the bed every morning and turns his swag on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!”- Benji Williams (Barber)
“Andy Reid: He messes up the play calling towards the end of the game (crunch time).. it’s not because he’s a choke artist.. it’s because he keeps an array of cakes and another sweet treats at his side during the games.. and the tighter the game the more he eats.. by crunch/choke time he’s all out… and too busy search for food.. to be concerned with winning!!!”- Benny Milton (Dog Trainer)
*- (”Fantasy Opinions” runs weekly, and is a complete ripoff of the Onion’s “American Voices”. The only difference being that the quotes are by real commenters on various fantasy sites.)
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“Wait…I’m in the running for the playoffs?? How is that possible??? I got my asszzz kicked like 3 weeks in a row. #$%$$ Jennings.”- Misty Murray (Radio Producer)
“Brady is better than Manning, and Miley Cyrus is 17 now. Just one more year.”- Howard McNutt (Systems Analyst)
“I’m thankful that DESEAN JACKSON hops out the bed every morning and turns his swag on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!”- Benji Williams (Barber)
“Andy Reid: He messes up the play calling towards the end of the game (crunch time).. it’s not because he’s a choke artist.. it’s because he keeps an array of cakes and another sweet treats at his side during the games.. and the tighter the game the more he eats.. by crunch/choke time he’s all out… and too busy search for food.. to be concerned with winning!!!”- Benny Milton (Dog Trainer)
