
Every week we talk to our respected panel*, and answer the burning fantasy questions of the moment:
Q: Is Larry Johnson Going To Contribute To The Bengals, And Possibly Your Fantasy Team, With Ced Benson Hurt?
“The Bengals have ex-cons left and right on this team. It’s worked so far. Maybe L.Johnson can help, maybe not. What do the Bengals have to lose???”- Ronnie Long (Systems Analyst)
“I thought the Bengals were trying to clean up their image? Who dey… who dey… who dey… think they’re fooling? NOBODY!”- Spencer Cortez (Cartographer)
“What, OJ Simpson wasn’t available?”- Freddie Filmore (Bell Boy)
“Great pickup on Cincy’s part, he’s still got some football left in him. If the worst thing he’s done lately is question the coaching of a losing team and call a media guy gay, then he can still play on my team”- Katie Ronning (High School Cheerleading Coach)
*- (”Fantasy Opinions” runs weekly, and is a complete ripoff of the Onion’s “American Voices”. The only difference being that the quotes are by real commenters on various fantasy sites.)
“The Bengals have ex-cons left and right on this team. It’s worked so far. Maybe L.Johnson can help, maybe not. What do the Bengals have to lose???”- Ronnie Long (Systems Analyst)
“I thought the Bengals were trying to clean up their image? Who dey… who dey… who dey… think they’re fooling? NOBODY!”- Spencer Cortez (Cartographer)
“What, OJ Simpson wasn’t available?”- Freddie Filmore (Bell Boy)
“Great pickup on Cincy’s part, he’s still got some football left in him. If the worst thing he’s done lately is question the coaching of a losing team and call a media guy gay, then he can still play on my team”- Katie Ronning (High School Cheerleading Coach)