Fantasy Opinions

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Every week we talk to our respected panel*, and answer the burning fantasy questions of the moment:


Q: Is Larry Johnson Going To Contribute To The Bengals, And Possibly Your Fantasy Team, With Ced Benson Hurt?

adam“The Bengals have ex-cons left and right on this team. It’s worked so far. Maybe L.Johnson can help, maybe not. What do the Bengals have to lose???”- Ronnie Long (Systems Analyst)

tommy“I thought the Bengals were trying to clean up their image? Who dey… who dey… who dey… think they’re fooling? NOBODY!”- Spencer Cortez (Cartographer)

eddie“What, OJ Simpson wasn’t available?”- Freddie Filmore (Bell Boy)

peggy“Great pickup on Cincy’s part, he’s still got some football left in him. If the worst thing he’s done lately is question the coaching of a losing team and call a media guy gay, then he can still play on my team”- Katie Ronning (High School Cheerleading Coach)


*- (”Fantasy Opinions” runs weekly, and is a complete ripoff of the Onion’s “American Voices”. The only difference being that the quotes are by real commenters on various fantasy sites.)



  • Michael Puckett
    Lighting only strikes once, Johnson will not have a bounce back like Benson. Bernard Scott and Brian Leonard will split most of the carries and try to hold down the for unitl Cedric can retutrn.
  • Frank Bruce
    If Benson can make an impact than why not LJ? Remember everyone thought Benson was a bust also.
  • veistran
    The question about LJ isn't like Benson. LJ is over 30 and doesn't block.
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