“I think a new term must be created to describe Derek Anderson’s play… Dud is almost a compliment. “- Justin Webber (Caterer)
“Not sure about anything else but if I hear Favre 1 more time I’m going to shoot myself.So sick of nothing but Favre for the last 3 months.Maybe Rich Eisen could his baby then we could get on with what ESPN is supposed to be,a COMPLETE sports reporting station.Steelers exposed him for what he is,an old man still trying to play a young mans game.Get over it already.He was let go by 1 team and let another one down. “- Kristen Pratt (Systems Analyst)
“Has anyone else noticed how Miles Austin bears an uncanny resemblance to Cheryl Miller?”- Jimmy McBain (Car Salesman)
““there’s some really crowded bandwagon colored purple and engineered by some guy named “Favre”. . . everyone on there gets a free pair of Wranglers and some Prilosec.”- Christian Fellows (Pool Cleaner)
*- (”Fantasy Opinions” runs weekly, and is a complete ripoff of the Onion’s “American Voices”. The only difference being that the quotes are by real commenters on various fantasy sites.)
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“I think a new term must be created to describe Derek Anderson’s play… Dud is almost a compliment. “- Justin Webber (Caterer)
“Not sure about anything else but if I hear Favre 1 more time I’m going to shoot myself.So sick of nothing but Favre for the last 3 months.Maybe Rich Eisen could his baby then we could get on with what ESPN is supposed to be,a COMPLETE sports reporting station.Steelers exposed him for what he is,an old man still trying to play a young mans game.Get over it already.He was let go by 1 team and let another one down. “- Kristen Pratt (Systems Analyst)
“Has anyone else noticed how Miles Austin bears an uncanny resemblance to Cheryl Miller?”- Jimmy McBain (Car Salesman)
“there’s some really crowded bandwagon colored purple and engineered by some guy named “Favre”. . . everyone on there gets a free pair of Wranglers and some Prilosec.”- Christian Fellows (Pool Cleaner)
