
Every week we talk to our respected panel*, and answer the burning fantasy questions of the moment:
Q: Is New/Old Quarterback Alex Smith Going To Help The 9ers And/Or Your Fantasy Roster?
“I just want whats best for the team, although options are slim, Smith gave me a glimmer of hope!!! It could all be crushed if he plays like shyte, but with Hill in there all hope was gone… at least I have 1 more week of being hopefull!”- Colleen Prince (Writer)
“fans of a losing franchise HOPE…thats what happens when you want your team to win, but just not sure… So yeah there’s hope… and that maybe all I have, but it’s better than not having any at all. Without hope you’re NO fan of anything!!! Go watch hockey or nascar big hopeless!!!”- Alvin Jenkins (Systems Analyst)
“his isn’t Shawshank Redemption, this is the NFL. Hope doesn’t float here. If you can’t perform, get out of the way and let someone who can.”- Andy Alexander (Hair Sylist)
“Deciding between Smith and Hill is like picking between ugly drunk chicks at a bar at 3am. No matter the direction you go in you’d still rather be taking home Tom Brady. “- Eugene Boddington (Blackjack Dealer)
*- (”Fantasy Opinions” runs weekly, and is a complete ripoff of the Onion’s “American Voices”. The only difference being that the quotes are by real commenters on various fantasy sites.)
“I just want whats best for the team, although options are slim, Smith gave me a glimmer of hope!!! It could all be crushed if he plays like shyte, but with Hill in there all hope was gone… at least I have 1 more week of being hopefull!”- Colleen Prince (Writer)
“fans of a losing franchise HOPE…thats what happens when you want your team to win, but just not sure… So yeah there’s hope… and that maybe all I have, but it’s better than not having any at all. Without hope you’re NO fan of anything!!! Go watch hockey or nascar big hopeless!!!”- Alvin Jenkins (Systems Analyst)
“his isn’t Shawshank Redemption, this is the NFL. Hope doesn’t float here. If you can’t perform, get out of the way and let someone who can.”- Andy Alexander (Hair Sylist)
“Deciding between Smith and Hill is like picking between ugly drunk chicks at a bar at 3am. No matter the direction you go in you’d still rather be taking home Tom Brady. “- Eugene Boddington (Blackjack Dealer)