Damn you Tom Brady And Your Pee-Wee Herman Tatoo!

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Editor’s note: The following is an open letter to Tom Brady’s knee.

Dear Tom Brady’s Knee,

Hey buddy, how you feeling? I hear you are doing really well. I just wanted to hear it from you. You helped Tom throw fifty TD’s a couple years ago. You and Tom’s right arm set the fantasy world on fire and propelled Tom to a number one pick. You went first in both of my leagues in 2008 and promptly got blown out in the first quarter of the first game.

People screamed it was a dirty play and Tom Brady haters everywhere rejoiced. Knee, I was one of them. Can you forgive me? I admit I was wrong about you and I’m sorry. Please tell me one thing. Are you and Tom ready to return to ‘08 form? No one’s come back from that kind of injury and returned to greatness the next year (see Trent Green, Carson Palmer and Daunte Culpepper). I have faith in you though! If you could only talk and tell me your alright, I promise to take you number one.



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